Widex 24-karat gold diamond-encrusted hearing aid

Arr, matey, I be a Widex 24-karat gold diamond-encrusted hearing aid, suitable for bling-conscious hook-aficionados everywhere. Glittering with 220 diamonds, it also sports the WIDEX logo in excessively large and extravagant (and frankly, ugly) block text at the bottom. $42,590.